Pointing the finger

Parents come in with child. Child had closed a door on his hand and lost the tip of his finger. When the plastic surgeon came in he was under the impression that they had brought the tip of the finger in with them. They explained that the tip of the finger was found, but at home. So the surgeon explained this means the kid will have a bit of a stubby finger.

Later in the day the parents call the ER and say they have the finger and want to know what to do with it. I would have told them to stick it up their ass.