I swear to God I think I'm growing a uterus.
Ever since I saw this family at the dermatologist's office the other day I've had kids on the brain. The kids were soooo happy to see daddy come out of the office, and he was equally as happy. It's really quite disgusting. And I just read some retarded article from CNN.com on tactics to getting your kid to go to sleep for no reason. The only people I ever hear randomly say, "Ohhhhh, I want a baby..." are my girl friends, and I'm pretty sure it's when they're ovulating.
Ugh, I don't think I want to be 30+ when I start a family. I think I want to spend my 50's with older children, unlike my own parents whose youngest will turn 20 when they're 60. They're currently 52 and I'm 20, and the oldest. And since I also think I would want like 4 kids I would have to get the last one in by the time I'm 35ish at the latest...
Oh, and then there's the whole meeting the person I want to spend the rest of my life with...
Dr. Wannabe, just stop right now. This whole looking to the future has to stop now.
WTF, why am I even telling you people (read as: c-wod/imquietchris) this.
I'm going to go listen to my most guilty pleasure song ever now.
Later.
6 comments:
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Why's all the comments been deleted?
Because they were all spam.
Hey there is always sperm donation and then you can have a bunch of kids without all the work.
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