Words of Advice from Baba

Baba, the Ukrainian immigrant grandmother of my fag-hag says when looking for a boy he must

• have a good heart
• be a nice person, and loyal because you don't want them to runaway and leave you with your children
• he can't be a drug addict or an alcoholic
• "Don't hang around with gay people. They have diseases."
• "No black people, they bad people"
• "No mexicans, they mean people."
• "You have to marry your own kind, a nice Ukrainian boy." (In reality any slovic boy will do.)

It was a different time people. We think it's funny in retrospect.