Monday, March 24, 2008

Words of Advice from Baba

Baba, the Ukrainian immigrant grandmother of my fag-hag says when looking for a boy he must
  • have a good heart
  • be a nice person, and loyal because you don't want them to runaway and leave you with your children
  • he can't be a drug addict or an alcoholic
  • "Don't hang around with gay people. They have diseases."
  • "No black people, they bad people"
  • "No mexicans, they mean people."
  • "You have to marry your own kind, a nice Ukrainian boy." (In reality any slovic boy will do.)
It was a different time people. We think it's funny in retrospect.

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